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If no one gets your sense of humor, then they won't laugh at your jokes. They'll ignore you and you'll just be laughing there...out loud...alone.

If it takes everyone awhile to get your sense of humor...face it, you're just a fuckin' hipster.

Being crazy don't sound so bad anymore, does it?

Join the Straightjacket Syndicate today! Laugh alone, with others!*

*Being alone is not guaranteed by the Straightjacket Syndicate. People** may be present.
**”People” are not necessarily people at all, but other things.***
***All good things come in threes. Deal with it.****
****Don't tell me what to do! Now go make me a sandwich!*****
*****Such an abusive relationship! I'd leave you if you weren't me!******
******What a twist!