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Mawbst3R

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Posts : 12
Join date : 2012-10-12
Age : 26
Location : Illinois

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Character Name: Aralakh M
Profession: Guardian
Level: 80

PostSubject: Guild Recruitment Messages   Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:03 pm

"Tired of being in a guild without me in it? Join CRZY! We're a casual guild with a guild upgrades you don't give a flyin' giblet about."


"Are you tired of not being in the same guild as I am? Straightjacket Syndicate is now recruiting, and our standards have never been lower! Join today and get guild perks and a free girlfriend! (Girlfriend may be a non-combat pet.)",


"Join Straightjacket Syndicate! Sure our guild name may sound like we're all 14 year old H4RDC0R3 Nine Inch Nails fans that think Reznor is our friend because he lets us buy his music, but that only applies to some of us. Now rep CRZY!"


"Tired of not being in a guild? Tired of not having a girlfriend? I can help you with the first thing. Whisper me for an invite to CRZY today to start getting guild perks. (Warning: we may steal your babies!)",


"CRZY is recruiting new players. A guild where everyone promises to say Gratz when you ding and care about all those oh so important achievments.",


"Is your guild just not sexy enough for you? Guild chat getting a little dull? Join CRZY where F bombs aren't offensive and family friendly just ain't our style. Sign up to enjoy guild perks!",



"Care too much about gear score? Forgot this is a game and how to have fun? Think GW2 is srs bizness? Then don't join CRZY cause you're obviously way too cool for us. Now enjoying multiple guild upgrades."


"CRZY is recruiting blah blah guild perks blah blah guild bank blah blah all levels welcome wooo sign up today!",


"CRZY is now recruting ...we have a bank. How awesome is that?"


"CRZY is a lvl 1-15 Exp Dungeon guild and we are progressing to failing AC. When we get our members geared we hope to move onto level 25 zones- Now enjoying all guild perks.",



"You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. But if they can't dance and aren't interested in grouping for heroics then they’re no friends of mine! CRZY Now with candy!"


"CRZY now is looking for new and awesome players to add to our ranks. We offer free repairs, help with erectial dysfunction and a free trial to <findmearealgurlz.com> Results may vary.",


"CRZY has weathered Barrens chat, anal talk, Chuck Norris, Captain Jean-Luc Picard and every iteration of the word \"noob\". Join us and together we will rule the galaxy!",


"Take your gameplay to the next level! Er... actually, take a few steps back and kick up your feet. Stop the grind and join the coolest laid-back guild in the land! It’s \"cool\" to call yourself \"cool\" CRZY."



"Lost? Confused? Struggling with the effects of Alien Hand Syndrom? CRZY understands, and we’re here if you need a hug. First one is free, the second one cost you your SOUL. Or a donut. Join today and enjoy guild perks.",



"Straighjacket Syndicate is now recruiting warm bodies to bolster our numbers. Conversation and participation optional! To entice you, we have the same exact guild features that everyone else does! PST to join!",


"CRZY is now recruiting! Casual, fun guild looking for helpful people who hate drama so much that they kill theater majors on sight. PST"


"Straightjacket Syndicate offers ALL the BEST features: *Cool gold \"guild chat\" font colors, *Free demotions, *Penguin Ninjas, *Guild bankruptcy, * And so much more! Well that's it really.",


"Are you bored with not dying all the time? Then join CRZY and find yourself so engrossed in guild chat that you'll be running off cliffs and pulling 20 mobs at once in no time! Recommended by 4 out of 5 Guardians.",


"Lost? Confused? Lonely? Constipated? Twitterpated? Giggly? Hurt? Crazy? Boggled? Excitable? Bumfuzzled? Hungry? Kidnapped? Sweet-smelling? Straightjacket Syndicate. The guild for every state of mind. PST.


"Are you friendly, slightly crazy but in a good way, looking for a GW2 experience beyond the grind, prone to falling off cliffs, mature, and dead sexy? Join CRZY and find your perfect fit! PST!


"You've seen the adds. They've made you laugh. Don't you wanna see all the hijinx in our epic guild chat? Straightjacket Syndicate PST."
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Mawbst3R

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Posts : 12
Join date : 2012-10-12
Age : 26
Location : Illinois

Main Character
Character Name: Aralakh M
Profession: Guardian
Level: 80

PostSubject: Re: Guild Recruitment Messages   Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:47 pm

A few more structured ideas:

Straightjacket Syndicate [CRZY] is now recruiting! New WvW guild looking to expand it's roster size! Travel the world! Meet new and interesting people! Kill them! Vent/Site PST!

Straightjacket Syndicate [CRZY] is now recruiting! Make your enemies rue the day they messed with Tarnished Coast's WvW! Vent/Site PST!
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